1.爆一下女朋友的死库水照,就不露脸了哈~
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2.不用看我都知道这家超市的厉害之处了
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3.臭婆娘,我就知道你瞒着我在外面偷人,生出来两只什么鬼!
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4.到了一个新的居住环境,总觉得无法融入圈子里啊!
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5.好想知道哪个神经病设计的啊!
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/DC/DD/8251344fd08e69190928f201f3698d4f.jpg)
5.好像稍微有点贵……
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6.嘿美女!要不要做窝的车去兜风啊?
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7.哼,兔崽子年纪轻轻就这种不要脸的勾当,真为你父母着急,告诉我——什么颜色的?
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8.继承了学长的宿舍,被这个虐哭了!
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/ED/8C/def6215512384ff0dbdd06864736ef6e.jpg)
9.结果里面全是一群基佬在搞狂野派对……
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/52/68/564b6fa2f50995f96ec0cdc03454ca96.jpg)
10.看来老照片里清朝人长得矬不是摄影技术的问题……
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/35/15/5bb252117bb0521a776126ddd30f40e0.jpg)
11.来自果粉的差别对待!
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12.连果皇都推荐的……不来住一下吗?
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13.妈!我觉得你还可以努力一下,就差一点点而已!
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14.目测这猫得有几百岁了,这么大……
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15.亲爱的,我这就去打败魔王解除你的诅咒哦~
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16.请看,我们在卖的这个是你儿子,这个是你女儿,这个是你女儿的孙子~
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/C1/FC/df2dd92dcea6161d0cdf45322d78268f.jpg)
17.请勿在公共场合搞百合…………这怎么行?!
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/FB/E3/d641930f0e09462f32c08ba2ee450e9a.jpg)
18.然而并没看懂是卖什么的……
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19.让人看不懂的,才是艺术……
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/E8/F4/41bb1a5ee2186562284b67547ff649bf.jpg)
20.如何合理利用碎片时间去玩游戏
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21.是真坑还是假坑……?
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/9F/6D/be36b94653ba75bcc8802778a606bf24.jpg)
22.饲养员在教一只从小动物园长大不会游泳的企鹅游泳……嗯
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/B0/A3/aa50091cbd19ff51d35c2a456d80061a.jpg)
23.突然发现……小埋的原型是她
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/C1/E4/73e6aca47e99e406577193c47ec589de.jpg)
24.我仿佛听到了阿姨灵魂的呐喊!
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25.我去~一碗饭配两大条鱼一大块肉排,要不要那么奢侈啊?
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/EC/40/4c27f306c98bf224ef5fde76597fac91.jpg)
26.现在的基佬真是越来越明目张胆……
![](http://s1.dwstatic.com/group1/M00/2F/F0/aaaa9ef35e4aabbd0d22615064c73434.jpg)
27.宿舍就是需要这样一个有担当的学霸
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28.要不要把它放出来好呢?
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29.一根针让世界变美好!
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30.这厕所只有蜘蛛侠能上吧
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